My friend K got dumped by his gf a year ago. He recovered from it, but the pain manifested into outlets like obsessive guitar playing and mannequin fetish. Yah you read it right, thats why I put it in bold. Well there has always been times when we might have stopped at a mannequin( im kidding) and walked away disgusted with ourselves because we have come down to this. But it was something when my friend stopped at Suntec City to examine a headless bikini wearing mannequin. How cruel has life and love been to him that he has been brought down to this(he has a serious retro porn addiction too now… 
). I could totally imagine him 5 years down the line dragging headless mannequins to dark alleys and having his way with them. Poor Mannequins!!
I have spent the entire last month studying for my Phd qualifying exam. Topics included 7 different super tough physics books with topics like Quantum Mechanics, Atomic Physics and Classical Mechanics which would even make Rambo cry. Well I am done with the exam last friday and with Gods grace(evangelist nowdays) I ll pass. Most of you who had physics in our final high school years must know about the atomic structure. But did you know an atom has a gross structure, a fine structure, a hyperfine structure , zeeman shifts crossover peaks and whole lot of crap. Thursday night in a very dark comedy moment I realized that for my exam I have to learn for one single exam what physicists have toiled to find out in the last 100 years.Anyway I have more appreciation for physics way more than I had before and lets see if i can make a career out of it.
Im still torn between the Blackberry and the Iphone. Well technically Im not torn its just I have a Blackberry curve already. Its like blackberry has quite some functionality but its boring and not fun. Its like being married to someone who is sober and wont let you do kinky stuff with her and also comes with a QWERTY keyboard which means she takes care of you and cooks every sunday. But on the other had Iphone is the like hippie carefree sex in the living room kinda girlfriend you can have. So do u want to give up the dedicated sunday lunches and regular loving for sex in inappropriate places like trial rooms in the mall. Another thing is that blackberry already costs me 30 bucks a month and I ll need 56 dollars more for a iphone.
I like Katy Perry’s “I kissed a girl, I liked it” because its the only girly song you can sing too without having lines like “he lied to me,tore my heart”. Anyway as usual I like someone and she does not like me back. I should see someone about these cases of un reciprocated love I face all the time. Well she has to work out issues with her ex bf. I wish I was an ex bf sometimes, ex bfs have all the fun because inspite of leaving they still have one foot left in her …….. I tried to be an ex bf once, but i became a terrible mistake, swept under the rug, never to be brought up again unless blackmailed kinda secret to my ex. 
I like the way rejection can change a person. In the beginning you are this self confident guy with nothing to lose, thinking she is totally into you. The problem is the criteria I use is her laughing at my jokes, which even as a physicist I say is a very very slim indicator heavily bolstered by my never ending optimism. Then you realize she is not into you and then u panic and then ur down on your knees negotiating how dating you could be good for her. Lately I carry knee pads along with me because you never know when you have to go down and start begging. And all this transformation from a confident chappie to a begging groveling loser takes place in a week like some make-over show run in reverse.
